The Best Ways to Have a Totally Miserable Life

Use your imagination to worry.
Believe that things will never change.
Think about your problems.
Don't do anything.
Worry about things you can't control.
Complain about your blessings.
Think about yourself.
Relive your bad memories.
Blame everyone and everything.
Don't take any action.
Put yourself down.
Don't set goals.
Hold onto grudges.
Stay miserable.
Judge other people's motives.
Put deadlines on your happiness.
Always want more.
Be a breath of stale air.
Don't learn anything new.
Postpone prayer.
Avoid good company.
Don't sing.
Don't smile.
Don't laugh.
Backbite.
Sleep too much.
Don't have a purpose.
Recycle regrets.
Take counsel from your fears.
Be easily offended.
Wait for life to happen.
Avoid adventure.
Assume that moping will solve the problem.


(How many of these are you guilty of?)

Thanks to John Bytheway from his book on How to Have a Miserable Life.

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